On a scale of 1-10 how funny is this joke?

Question

a woman has a heart attack. so she gets sent to the hospital 4 a heart transplant... when its finished.. she talks to god and asks him if shes gonna die because of the surgery and how much time does she have... she hears a voice that is god and he whispers you will live 40 more years. she was very pleased so she thought 2 herself she could do anything and not die! so she decides to get a face lift a tummy tuck an eye cleaner and teeth transplant. so she dies during the surgery... she goes 2 god in heaven and asks him what happened he promised her she would live 40 more years and god responded.... oh sorry i couldnt recognize you..

Answer 1

3 smirk maybe...

Answer 2

5 as it is, But i think if u did a little revising it would be a solid 8. Just try to make some of the words less repetitive and make the surgery question to god clear and simply put

Answer 3

I give it a 3.

    I'ts ok, but not a joke. Too zenith. Needs to be shorter and snappier.

Answer 4

it's not funny it's kinda pathetic

Answer 5

10/10 awesome!

Answer 6

8, pretty funny, lol

Answer 7

3.  Hardly a tittle.

Answer 8

1 - wasn't funny

Answer 9

negative 10

Answer 10

like negative one billion

Answer 11

Kinda confusing and boring.. If 10 is the best, then maybe a 5 or 6

Answer 12

6 and 1/2

Answer 13

-20430824732542570485023940

thats not funny.

God doesnt make mistakes.

and you shouldnt joke about that.

Answer 14

Since so many people have answered this, I will just answer because I want to. If you actually read this far, then you should pick me so everybody can see that you took the time to carefully evaluate everybody's answer before choosing the best answer.

I myself think that your joke was not very funny because you substituted numbers for a few words and you just started a new sentence after you put a period down. I see the humor in the joke but it would be easier to understand if you had you proper punctuation and capitalization.

Answer 15

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Answer 16

2 or 3

Answer 17

Well ive heard it before but it wasnt funny then. I give it a 4 the first time i heard it.

Answer 18

1

its not that funny its more mocking

Answer 19

I like sarcasm, but not stand up comedy. =/

This joke didn't even make me smile. -_-' I wouldn't label this as a "joke", though, since it's not really funny. You might get a small "ha ha" from some people in the crowd. :X

So I guess I'll give this one a 2 (on the scale from 1-10, with 10 being the funniest). =/

Answer 20

hahaha a 10 that was funny and know i wont still it from you it is your joke and that is really funny cause it is so true everygirl would lke do that of course cause what is there to loose!!!

Answer 21

boring. 0/10

=/

Answer 22

ehh, its a'ight..

it took me awhile to get it, but maybe its just me:)

its a bit long though..

but i like the concept:)

i give it a 6 and 3/4

;]

Answer 23

Haha 6

Answer 24

Haha that was like a 6.5. It made me smile and laugh. I probably would have given it a 5.5, but it sounds like a corny joke that my friend from high school would tell me and that me smile cause i miss her a lot :/ Its only been 3 months and i miss high school already.

Answer 25

lol thats was pretty funny it was kinda slow at first but i like it...7

--me

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Answer 26

10 awesome

Answer 27

haha i thought it was funny!

I give it a 7.

I dont care if i misspelled something!!

stupid pop up bubble!!

Answer 28

0

Answer 29

Zilch...zero...nada...nothing...c**p!!

Answer 30

7.  made me chuckle.

Answer 31

100!!! hahaha!