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On the first day of school the students bought gifts to the teacher.?

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The son of the florist bought her a boguet of flowers.

The son of the candy store owner bought her a big box of candy.

The son of the liquor store owner bought her a big, heavy box. The teacher notices it was leaking, so she put her finger to the drop and licked it to see if she could tell what it was. "Is it Wine," she asked. No ma'am said the student.

Is it Champaign, she asked. No ma'am said the student.

"I wonder what it could be?" she asked.

"It's a Puppy." responded the child.

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  1. That joke is pure evil...


  2. lmao ummmm okay

  3. UGH THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!

    UGH HOW COULD U THINK THAT IS FUNNY??

    even tho i kinda did......lol


  4. yuck that is evil lol

  5. Hahahaha!  That's funny.

  6. Yeeew!  LOL!

  7. oh my.

    lmao!

    hahahaha.

    I gots it [;  

  8. LOL

  9. mua ha ha ha  

  10. umm haha ......


  11. wait?

    what was the point of the question?

  12. lol

    it took me 3 seconds to get it

  13. LMAO

    nice one =]

    u get a star *

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