Once upon a time, a long long time ago

Question

there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.

The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?"

"A bird," the guy replied.

The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."

The police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?"

After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."

Answer 1

Horrible actually

Answer 2

I knew I shouldn't have ate that bowl of cereal. *runs to bathroom*

Answer 3

hahahhahahahaha hilarious. cant stop laughing. keep it up!....u rock!

this joke will be passed on to many friends! =) we need more funny users like you who can actually post a good joke. =)  

Answer 4

haha rofl :P

you deserve a star :) *

Answer 5

funny

Answer 6

very funny....

Answer 7

This is horrible, and not even funny.

Answer 8

So old it has whiskers on! but there again the hairs were burnt off !

Answer 9

Ha ha ha ha, painfully funny, I bet he's sorry he said that now...!

Answer 10

I get it.

But this was kinda disgusting.

Funny, but disgusting.