Once upon a time in a hockey section far far away (Star Wars tune)?

Question

If the hockey section went Star Wars..........

1. Who would be Chewbacca?

2. The hockey sections wise Yoda?

3. Who are you most likely to use Jedi mind trick on?

4. Who would be a Jedi, Clone trooper, or Sith?

I'll post more in the morning:)

Answer 1

1) NIPS

2) LITY except he's not a green midgit (or is he)

3) Any trolls -It is bad to report questions

    Yahoo n***s-We will ban all trolls and stop giving crappy  

    violations

    Bill W: I will give Jacoby all best answers (dude asks like  

   10questions a day)

4) Jedi (Only cuz I get a lightsabre)

6) What's a Jawa

edit: I looked it up. Heavysoviet? He has the flamethrower to threaten them

7) Who wouldn't die trying to put Jude into the wall? Maybe Dave.

8) Do you mean planet. Whats the one in the firtst 3 let me check wiki. Corosone

9) Wookies. What's an Ewok?

Isn't it A Long, Long Time ago not once upon a time?

Answer 2

1.  Me, I certainly look like him with my playoff beard.

2.  LITY

3.  John Stevens

4.  Jedi- Most of the regulars

Sith-  The trolls

Clone troopers-  The bandwagoners

Answer 3

LMAO!

1. Chewbacca would be someone with a playoff beard, or NIPS, only because I know he has facial hair.

2. LITY would be Yoda

3. Sammy, hands down.

4. All the regulars would be Jedi Knights (Knightettes?)...aaaaand I don't really know much more about Star Wars. But Homes would be Princess Leah, and Joe, Snoop, CME, and Heavy would be my favorite Ewoks.

Answer 4

1.) 288 or HeavySoviet.

2.) Hmm... LITY comes to mind. But you are also very wise, RZ!

3.) Sammy... "You will cheer when you see a hockey fight. Hockey is your new favourite sport."

Sammy: "...Hockey is my new favourite sport..."

5.) Where did #5 go? lol

6.) Joe

7.) Hmmmm.... me! Jk I don't know what the regulars' pod-racing skills are like, so I couldn't answer that one.

8.) Definitely Naboo!

9.) Both

Hahaha I love Star Wars!!

Answer 5

1. NIPS

2. LITY

3. Anyone really....I might mind trick Joe into becoming a Penguin fan. =b

4. Probably a Jedi.

6. ERICA

7. Hmm....

8. Any planet where they can tolerate me.

9. Wookies of course.

Jar Jar Binks is COPAS.......lol

Answer 6

I'm one of the guys working for Jabba the Hutt

Answer 7

I really am clueless about Star Wars, so if it's alright with you, I am just going to sit back and read the answers.

Shock and TDK - Welcome aboard!

RZ - Yes, I saw Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. It was ok, but I wasn't paying full attention. I also went to go see Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace in theaters way back in '99, and left in the middle of the movie, totally killed my interest.

Answer 8

OOoooooOOo, i'll be a Scout Trooper!  

I've always wanted to ride those speeder bikes!

--edit-- of course i just realize this doesn't answer anything from your question so i apologize for that.  Still a bit jet lagged from the plane ride so like soviet, i'll just sit back and read the answers!

Answer 9

I never got into Star Wars, so I really can't answer very much. I know who Chewbacca is(I think he's the hairy guy) and I know who Yoda is.

1. That one person who asked about getting a Chewvakov jersey lmao

2. Yoda- Cyrenaica. He said that he is on the short side, and he has a lot of info.

3. Mind tricks- Redwings queen. I've heard she has fallen for a few jokes.

4. Don't know what those are :(

Answer 10

other than  #8  which plant would i live on  "Hemp"

I'm with H.V on this one

Answer 11

1-- thats Joe B as Chewie--SouthPhilly accent is a dead ringer as well

2-- Lity-- bet I aint the only one who puts that either..

3-- Mike-- make him express his devotion to Brodeur-(these arent the goalies youre looking for)

4-- Jedi-- Badged contributors..     Clones-- Bandwagoners and PB's--(hey-- there all alike).    Sith-- (understand it's 3 A.M. as I read this-- those 4 letters swapped a bit on my fuzzy vision-- need I say more what I FIRST thought it said)

Right-- Sith--- They travel in pairs, right??  Jude and TT...

Hon Mention---- RZ7 = R2D2--  you knew that was coming..

Nips as Jar Jar Binks-- cause a meeza thinka  hes a kraaaazeee...

Loblaw hands down is Vader-- Force is strong with him (or maybe its all those Philly Cheesesteaks)--the good is in him, but its so much more fun being bad...

Princess Leia-- competition between the ladies "Urban Cowboy" style will decide the winner..

And the Yahoo Answers Moderators are the freakin Death Star-- because they annhialate innocent questions and answers unmercifully.. But-- eventually we will slip an X-wing through their defenses and plant one right up their 5-hole, thus returning peace to the galaxy--- or atleast to the hockey section..

Answer 12

I'll be Lando Calrissian.

Colt 45..Gets em everytime.