Once upon a time...?

Question

there was a young boy named Justin. Justin thought he was going to be King of the Ocean, so he decided to drink lots of beer and get drunk down at the train tracks with ol' drunky 'mo. Justin lives on Kent Lane. He hopes he doesn't get raped. From time to time Justin goes down to the train tracks. How many train tracks did Justin eat?

Дщдавлдаоыжаоыв аолыдаолвдо одльщшцйуээуэйцуцйю

Answer 1

Shouldn't this be in the Languages section?

Answer 2

None

Answer 3

I found this pretty inspirational, i too am Rrussian!

Я часто люблю изнасиловать торец молодых мальчиков, это - поворот на ..., я являюсь чрезвычайно веселым, я люблю член, это - восхитительная ... рыба Альберта - мой герой

Сперма

if you dont know enough please use a translator.

Answer 4

I knew it !  

I JUST KNEW IT ! ! !

ARRRRGH! THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING! THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!

ARRRRRRGH !!!!!!!!!