One Liners to describe yourself....?

Question

Can someone plz help me with a One liner to describe oneself..I need to put Into my companies website

Answer 1

Love to go up but I am Acrophobic!

Answer 2

Selective. Productive. Accomplished. Creative.

Answer 3

We care to care

Answer 4

I am an eclectic collection of all that is good and evil attempting to find a balance for the welfare of all.

Answer 5

I'd have to know you to do that.  About all I know about you from this is

"Willing to ask for help", but that probably isn't what you're looking for.

Answer 6

I love that second one from Robert L. :-) It made me laugh.

1. A dozen contradictions that just seem to work.

2. A fighter and a genius, but currently "out to lunch".

3. Just a few donuts away from a great discovery.

(I heard someone say that once, and I found it hilarious)

4. We can solve all your problems... come back in a year.

5. Yes, coffee breaks do help my productivity in the workplace. The more frequent, the better.

I guess they're not really serious. Do one-liners need to be serious? They're more amusing when they're not taken seriously... :-)

Answer 7

But you don't say anything about yourself.

1. A genius waiting to happen.

2. Three sports teams in one happy beer drinker.

3. Willingness wearing a sports shirt.

4. Ten digits all of which say "Information Technology."

Marry two seemingly unrelated but true aspects of yourself and you'll create a one-liner.