One day, Little Johnny's grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.?

Question

As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma's house as fast as he could.

"Where's my bucket and my water?" She asked.

"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator down there!"

"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been

there for years, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!"

"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as

I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"

Answer 1

LOL

That made me smile xD

If your wondering wat he meant then...

Johnny means that he was so scared of the alligator that he wet himself, AND if the alligator was as scared as him as he was of it, the alligator wet itself too xD

Thats basically it xD

Answer 2

ha ha ha lol i get it thats a good one

Answer 3

:P

Answer 4

jonny is right don't drink from da water

Answer 5

that was funny!!!

yup aint drinking from that water either.

Answer 6

lol

Answer 7

not funny at all

Answer 8

You always make my days special !!!!!!!!!With lots of laughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 9

hahahahah!

Answer 10

Hahahahahaha love it Skycat great joke. best one today.