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One day in the jungle........?

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Lizard climbs up a tree and find Monkey sitting on a branch, smoking some weed. Lizard asks him for some but Monkey keeps saying

"No, you're a lightweight, it'll go straight to your head."

But eventually after some pestering, Monkey gives Lizard some of the weed. after smoking for a bit, Lizard starts to get a bit thirsty, being a lightweight and all, so he goes down to the lake to get a drink.

While he's down at the lake, he sees Alligator who asks him where he's been, as he seems a bit high. Lizard tells Alligator he's been up in the tree smoking with Monkey, so Alligator goes up to ask Monkey if he can have any.

So as Monkey's sitting there, high as a kite, waiting for Lizard to get back, he sees Alligator climb up onto the branch.

"Bloody h**l!" yells Monkey, "How much freakin' water did you drink?"

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  1. i like it.


  2. lmao, good one.

  3. hahaha. that is funni! :)

  4. LOL   :)           that is sooooooooo funny

  5. lol nice u get a *

  6. chuckled. nice one :)

  7. hahahahahaha lol

  8. ha ha ha,says troll

  9. LOL............

    funny>>>

    LOL again for you>...<

  10. That is absolutely excellent,

    Great stuff, keep them coming,

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha,

    Tee hee...!

  11. That is the best joke I have ever heard! Just what I needed to brighten up my day!!!!! Ha ha ha

  12. 11/10

    Thanks mate that was awesome ha ha I cant wait to tell That One.

    Have a star my friend !

       *

    ;-)

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