One for the girls and one for the boys?

Question

To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a $exologist

15. a gynaecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organiser

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Sh@g him

2. Leave him in peace

Answer 1

*Sigh* I already heard this one.....

Answer 2

OH YES!!! stumpy likes that one!

Answer 3

excellent  ...

Answer 4

For Boy:: To be lover

For Girl:: To be best dressed with jwellary and make up

Answer 5

Ha ha ha.!!!

Now that is Excellent and True, lol.!!!

10/10 No8.!!!

Got me smiling here, cheers.!!

Answer 6

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49

50

53

1

:] so true love this <3

Answer 7

what does sh@g him mean?  lol.

Answer 8

you have not mentioned a candle stick maker? would make the list complete..very good,,

Answer 9

That's exactly how it goes! =D

Answer 10

so trueee and brilliantt

Answer 11

so true

Answer 12

hard to admit bit its soooo  true

Answer 13

i"ll have some of that please!!

Answer 14

just leave him be ,he"ll come round,ah ah ah!

Answer 15

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So true! have a star!

Answer 16

clever one no8..

Answer 17

oh so true!! star for that..

Answer 18

Waaaaay too many choices. Man wants simplicity.

Answer 19

LOL! Mostly true. Though in my case... numbers 5, 6, 12, 13, 22, 25, and 47, do not apply to me. You also forgot "Masseuse"!  

Answer 20

teehee

so true

Answer 21

nice one our kidda..

Answer 22

It's long... but worth it. 'Cause you are so true! The reasons for how to make a man happy are kind of off because not all boys are like that.

Answer 23

hahahahahahahahah unbelievably true!

:P

Answer 24

give a beer and bj and you will get all of the above (all 53)

Answer 25

Brilliant!  Absolutely Brilliant!  Hilarious and so d**n true!!!.

Answer 26

lol... I think i'm a bit deeper than that...

nah, phukkit!!

It's all true!!!