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One for the girls?and boy"s ?what do you think?

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It"s longish but worth it!?honest!

This useful tool, commonly

found

in

the

range

of

8

inches

long.

The functioning of which is

enjoyed

by

members

of

both

sexes.

Is

usually found hung, dangling

loosely,

ready

for

instant

action.

It boasts of a clump of

little

hairy

things

at

one

end

and

small

hole at the other. In use, it

is

inserted,

almost

always

willingly, sometimes slowly,

sometimes

quickly,

into

a

warm,

fleshy, moist opening where

it

is

thrust

in

and

drawn

out

again

and again many times in

succession,

often

quickly

and

accompanied by squirming

bodily

movements.

Anyone

found

listening in will most surely

recognize

the

rhythmic,

pulsing

sound, resulting from the

well

lubricated

movements.

When

finally withdrawn, it leaves

behind

a

juicy,

frothy,

sticky

white

substance, some of which will

need

cleaning

from

the

outer

surfaces of the opening and

some

of

from

its

long

glistening

shaft. After everything is

done

and

the

flowing

and

cleansing

liquids have ceased

emanating,

it

is

returned

to

its

freely

hanging state of rest, ready

for

yet

another

bit

of

action,

hopefully reaching its

bristling

climax

twice

or

three

times a

day, but often much less.

What am i???????

As you may have already

guessed,

the

answer

to

the

riddle

is

none other than your very

own..........

Toothbrush.........

what were you

thinking?

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  1. Ha ha ha.!!!

    I was thinking something else, lol.!!!

    Good one No8.!!!

    Cheers for a laugh.!!


  2. thats clever..

  3. hilarious!

  4. i was blushing as i read this! my goodness! a toothbrush? O.o oh my...oh my....

  5. mine is a pink one,and for the love of me i cannot find a HOLE!  ah ah ah ...

  6. Tramp

  7. good but too long..

  8. I've heard this several times

  9. yer right it was long!! worth a star for your effort..

  10. LOL!!!

    I need to tell my friends that one!

  11. LOL i didn't think it would be a toothbrush after what you described.  

  12. that"s not to bad no8..

  13. I was thinking of the obvious!

  14. b4 u said toothbruch

    I sware I was about to orgy!

    I was thiunking of a p***s!

  15. Very good

  16. i dare not tell you what i was thinking,brilliant!

  17. ha

  18. I LIKE IT I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING TOTALLY ELSE

  19. Funny! 100!



  20. It's a bit  bigger than 8 inches.....but my toothbrush is average

  21. Mines eight inches

    ...my toothbrush is.  

  22. Lol I love these kinds of jokes XD

  23. well. my mind is thouroughly dirty

  24. Lol, i just skipped to the end...I knew it was something like that...=)

  25. nice one our kidda!!

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