One last funny question before I go to sleep (true story) :p?

Question

Consider these facts.

I am a very deep sleeper--I've slept through a small earthquake.

I am a virgin.

I am really paranoid...

...I once thought I was pregnant when my period was late.

Is it possible that I had been raped in my sleep and therefore impregnated??

(I wasn't, by the way. It turns out I've been "regulating" after the two-year anniversary.)

Answer 1

yeah. better get some sleep. this is in the jokes section, why? this is not funny at all.

Answer 2

God blessed  U in good sleep.

Answer 3

nighty night let the bed bugs bite

Answer 4

hhhhmmmmmmmmm!!

Answer 5

you really need your sleep

Answer 6

yeah go to sleep