One of my famous, interesting surveys for the ladies: will you take my survey?

Question

lets say, the sky is the limit ok?

choose only one out of each question!

1. would u rather be an astronaut or a librarian?

2. drink 5 beers in one night or drink 5 girlie drinks in one night?

3. study human biology or study patent law?

4. eat 2 bannanas per day or eat 2 apples per day?

5. be 4'11 or be 6'2?

6. sleep with Jackie Chan or with Angelina Jolie?

7. watch college football all day and night on a Saturday......or watch Opera all day and night on a Saturday?

8. Shave your head completely, or grow your hair all the way down to your feet?

9. have 'a' cup b*****s or 'DDD' b*****s?

10. do research and complete a thesis on The Behavior of Bears, or do research and complete a thesis on bacteria and its effects on fish in certain lakes?

Answer 1

1. librarian

2. neither

3. human biology

4. bananas

5. 4'11"

6. neither

7. Opera

8. Grow hair to feet

9. A cup

10. bacteria and fish

Answer 2

1. Librarian(I love books)

2. 5 beers(love beer)

3. Biology, it's a fascinating subject.

4. 2 bananas.

5. 4'11(not far from 5'2)

6. Jackie Chan, he'd be a hoot in bed.

7. Football. (I can perve on the men)

8. Shave head.

9. DDD cups. Be a nuisance but better than being flat as a tack.

10. Thesis on bacteria for sure.  Sounds fun.

Answer 3

1. librarian

2. neither

3. human biology

4. eat 2 apples per day

5. 4'11

6. Angelina Jolie

7. neither

8. grow hair all the way down to feet

9. 'a' cup

10. thesis on bacteria and its effects on fish in certain lakes

Answer 4

astronaut (but only if the chance of explosions were non-existent), 5 girlie drinks, human biology (I've got a BS in Biology so I've already done that), 2 bannanas a day, 6'2", Angelina Jolie, Football all day/night, shave head, A cup b*****s, research/thesis on bacteria and effects.

Answer 5

1- Librarian

2- beers

3- human biology

4- bananas

5- 6'2"

6- Jackie Chan

7- football

8- all the way to my feet

9- DDD

10- Bears

Answer 6

1. Librarian

2. I don't drink any kind of alcahol

3. Don't want to study either, but if I was forced I'd do law.

4. I'd rather eat one banana and one apple.

5. 4'11

6. jackie Chan

7. Don't want to watch either, I'd rather watch all day Columbo or Midsomer Murders.  If i had to choose it would be tough, I can't really say which i find more boring, football or opera.  if it's American football though I'd take the opera.  American football could put anyone to sleep.  All those big sissies running around in their padding and helmets like they're terrified to get a knock.  What a bunch of pansies.

8. Down to my feet

9. Well, I already have D cup, so I'm well on my way.

10.  Don't really want to do either, but if i had to do one I'd take the fish, less dangerous.

Answer 7

1. Librarian- at least I would never run out of books to read

2. 5 girlie drinks- I hate beer

3. Human Biology- much more interesting

4. Bananas- I love nannies!

5. 4'11- I like being short

6. Angelina Jolie- as long as she puts on a bit more weight.

7. Opera- I sing opera so I already listen to a fair bit of it

8.Grow the hair- I'm trying to grow it now anyway

9. A cups- I'm already an F cup, so I'd like to be able to wear a backless dress for once

10. Behaviour of Bears- sounds more interesting.

Answer 8

1 a Librarian

2 Girlie drinks

3 Human Biology

4 two bananas

5 4 11

6 Jackie Chan

7 watch opera

8 grow hair to my feet

9 a cup

10 behavior of bears

Answer 9

1. astronaut

2. girly drinks

3. biology

4. apples

5. 4'11  (I'm only 5 ft now so whats an inch haha)

6. Angelina Jolie

7. Opera (I'm an opera singer so its biased...but i do love football)

8. shave my head

9. DDD

10. the behaviour of bears...i would wear a bear suit and live among them for a while haha

Answer 10

1. Librarian

2. 5 girlie drinks

3. Human biology

4. 2 apples

5. 4' 11"

6. Jackie Chan

7. Watch college football

8. Hair to my feet

9.  A cup

10. The behavior of bears.

Answer 11

1. astronaut

2. 5 girlie drinks in one night

3. study human biology

4. 2 apples per day?

5. be 4'11

6. Angelina Jolie

7. watch college football all day and night on a Saturday

8. grow hair all the way down to myfeet

9. DDD b*****s

10. do research and complete a thesis on The Behavior of Bears

Answer 12

1. deff an astronaut !!

2. 5 girlie drinks.

3. human biology

4. d**n that ones hard. Id say 1 of each. But i guess apple.

5. be 4'11 not to much shorter than my height since im 5'2.

6. Angelina Jolie.

7. football

8. Shave my hair and wear a wig for a while. I think all that hair would gross me out.

9. Have DDD

10. bacteria on a fish !!

Answer 13

1. Librarian. (I used to be a library assistant anyway).

2. How about 5 simple drinks? Like rum & cokes?

3. Study human biology.

4. 2 bananas

5. Be 4' 11"

6. Jackie Chan (Martial artists... mmmm)

7. Opera.

8. Grow hair to my feet.

9. A cup.

10. Bacteria and its effects on fish.

Answer 14

1.  librarian

2.  can't drink--medically

3.  human biology

4.  bananas

5.  4'11

6.  watch  football

7.  shave my head

9.  cup a

10. neither

Answer 15

1. REALLY tough choice, both sound like a lot of fun, but librarian because I love reading and learning.

2. Really tough choice given that I don't drink. Beer, I guess, because it probably has less alcohol.

3. Human biology. If it were a different type of law I'd consider it, though.

4. 2 bananas.

5. 6'2", I don't like being shorter than people and height doesn't affect who I date.

6. I bet Jackie Chan is good in bed.

7. Football...

8. Both sound cool lol, I'd go with shaving though.

9. A cup, definitely.

10. The Behavior of Bears!

Answer 16

Astronaut

Stick to water

Biology

Apples

6'2"

Angelina Jolie (they are both repulsive)

Opera

Long hair

A cup

Whichever involves actually going outside

Cheers :-)

Answer 17

1. would u rather be an astronaut or a librarian?

Librarian, so much sexier.

2. drink 5 beers in one night or drink 5 girlie drinks in one night?

Well I always drink at least five beers on a night out and never touch a "girlie" drink.

3. study human biology or study patent law?

Law I guess. Biology sounds icky.

4. eat 2 bannanas per day or eat 2 apples per day?

Bananas are my favourite.

5. be 4'11 or be 6'2?

4'11 (I'm only 5'1 now)

6. sleep with Jackie Chan or with Angelina Jolie?

I'm straight, but Angelina, because I could ask my boyfriend to join in and he'd LOVE it.

7. watch college football all day and night on a Saturday......or watch Opera all day and night on a Saturday?

Opera.

8. Shave your head completely, or grow your hair all the way down to your feet?

Neither? Probably shave it off, but I'd wear a wig!

9. have 'a' cup b*****s or 'DDD' b*****s?

Mine are Fs and I wouldn't change them for anything.

10. do research and complete a thesis on The Behavior of Bears, or do research and complete a thesis on bacteria and its effects on fish in certain lakes?

*runs away and hides*

Answer 18

1. Astronaut, but I'd really prefer to spend my time at Mission Control, if I ever worked in the space industry.

2. Girlie drinks. I hate beer.

3. Patent law.

4. Apples.

5. 4'11". (I'm only one inch more than that, anyway.)

6. Jackie Chan (ugh).

7. Football.

8. All the way to the feet.

9. A.

10. Lakes.

Answer 19

would u rather be an astronaut or a librarian?

Librarian

2. drink 5 beers in one night or drink 5 girlie drinks in one night?

Beer

3. study human biology or study patent law?

Patent Law

4. eat 2 bannanas per day or eat 2 apples per day?

Apples

5. be 4'11 or be 6'2?

6'2

6. sleep with Jackie Chan or with Angelina Jolie?

Jackie Chan...but ohh that would be a wicked 3-way

7. watch college football all day and night on a Saturday......or watch Opera all day and night on a Saturday?

Both choices are hideous to me. Can I just watch the Simpsons all day?

8. Shave your head completely, or grow your hair all the way down to your feet?

Grow it baby

9. have 'a' cup b*****s or 'DDD' b*****s?

DDD would be nice at first but would definitely get annoying after a while. It would be cool to be that way for just a day but be the A cup for life.

10. do research and complete a thesis on The Behavior of Bears, or do research and complete a thesis on bacteria and its effects on fish in certain lakes?

Bears

Answer 20

1. Librarian - space scares me.

2. beer.  I think the girlie drinks would make me more sick.

3. Biology.  much more interesting than patent law.

4. Apples.  I could make pie.

5. 4'11".  It's only three inches shorter.  Nobody would notice.

6. Jackie Chan.  At least he's a guy.

7. Football. My husband and son would be happy.

8. Shave.  It would grow back.

9. A cups.  DDD would be too cumbersome.

10. Bears.  As long as I don't have to go near them.

Answer 21

1.Librarian.

2.5 girlie drink cause I'm only 17.

3.Human biology.

4.2 apples.

5.4'11"

6.Neither, I'm only 17.

7.College football

8.Have hair down to feet

9.A

10.Behavior of bears

Answer 22

1-Librarian

2-Five girlie drinks

3-Human biology

4-Two bananas

5-     6'2

6-Jackie Chan

7-Opera

8-Shave my head

9-'A' cup

10-Thesis on the behavior of bears

whew............................   :)

Answer 23

astronaut

5 beers

human biology

2 bananas

i am 4'11. i'd like being taller but not that tall

angelina jolie

college football

grow my hair

a cups

do research and complete a thesis on bacteria and it's effects on fish in certain lakes

Answer 24

1. an astronaut!

2. i dont drink! but if i HAD to i guess "girlie" drinks lol

3. human biology

4. Why cant i have one of both!! but i guess bananas

5. hmmm.....wow idk thats hard, prolly 4 11

6. um....ew....jackie chan i guess (shivers how gross)

7. Watch football

8. grow my hair out all the way to my feet....ha i wish i could get it to grow to past my dam SHOULDERS!!

9. have an 'a' cup

10. do research about bacteria in lakes

how fun :) i want more lol

Answer 25

1. astronaut

2.5 girlie drinks

3. human biology

4. 2 apples

5.4'11

6.jackie chan

7.football

8.hair to my feet

9. a cup

10. bacteria thesis

Answer 26

1. Librarian -- astronaut is a little high on the danger scale for my taste!

2. 5 girlie drinks!  Yum...just don't think about all the calories...

3. Ugh.  I guess patent law.

4.  Go bananas!  

5. 4'11"...I used to be taller than everyone else in school and hated it

6.  Jackie Chan -- I like guys and he could be pretty acrobatic! :-D

7.  I've always wanted to see an opera

8.  Shaved.  The long hair would really get in the way, fall into the toilet bowl, into my soup, etc...plus it would be really heavy!

9.  A cups...I used to have DDs and they were really heavy and uncomfortable

10.  Bear behavior -- I shall watch them from afar!

Answer 27

1.  i would rather be a librarian because i love to read.  

2. 5 girlie drinks since i cant stand the taste of beer.

3. human biology

4. 2 bananas i am allergic to apples

5. 4;11

6.  neither i am happy married

7. opera

8. grow out my hair

9. a cup

10.behavior of bears

Answer 28

Because I'm bored right now, waiting for a phone call:

1. Astronaut - Cool fun

2. Beer - Hate lolly drinks!

3. Human Biology - Have a degree in it

4. 2 bananas - Low GI

5. 6'2 - only cos 4'11 is too short!

6. Angelina - Jackie chan! Ew!

7. Oprah - all the way!

8. Ummmmm, maybe shave head (but wear a wig)

9. A cup for sure!

10. Behaviour of Bears - Would love this!

Why??

Answer 29

1. librarian

2. i don't drink

3. biology

4. apples

5. neither

6. Angelina

7. neither

8. hair to feet

9. DDD

10. bacteria

Answer 30

1. Librarian

2. 5 girlie drinks

3. Human biology

4.  2 bananas

5.  4'11

6.  Jackie Chan

7.  Opera

8.  Hair down to feet

9.  A cup

10.  Bacteria and effects on fish

Answer 31

1. Astronaut, of course. Being a librarian would be boring.

2. 9 times out of 10 I'd pick the girly drinks. Yum.

3. Biology would be more interesting.

4. 2 apples.

5. Hmm... maybe 6'2"? I've always wondered what it would be like to be able to reach the top shelf.

6. Jackie Chan.

7. I would kill myself before I did either.

8. Shave my head.

9. A cups. I have DDs already and they're pretty uncomfortable. Triple Ds would be even worse. Ugh.

10. Bacteria/fish in lakes. That's more up my alley.