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One of my favorite jokes of all time!!

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A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee."

Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge."

She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.

He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your s*x?"

"No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a sh*t instead."

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  1. Kinda funny but this isn't a question.  


  2. is it a snake?

  3. OMG !!!

    this really shook my BOWELS off!!!

    not all dangling things are RODS!!

  4. Yes, true, girls do need to pee or **** when boys are in mood :( another bad day  

  5. ewww - but lol!

  6. hahahahahahahahahahahah lol

  7. haha...yuk!

  8. hahah, eww gross

  9. I don't wanna be in that guy's shoes right now lol

  10. I guess Mary's boyfriend could give a sh*t about being romantic with her anymore !!

  11. lol. funny. you get a star.

  12. Wow, that'll learn him!!  LOL

    And there's no where to wash his hands either!!  Eww!!

  13. that was gr8....

  14. ewe gross

  15. *chuckle*

    another star

  16. nice one, but it reminds me of a Japanese girl i hooked up with who wanted to get into all sorts of strange things during s*x, blergh!?!

  17. rofl!!

    this may have to be my favourite joke!!


  18. very good one. im reading your story in my office and now im laughting it out loud... everybody is looking at me now... har har har.. but i can't stop laughing.

  19. 7/10

  20. lol, didn't see that one coming!

  21. Nice ---slightly spoiled delivery --but a goodie non the less.

  22. that is sooo disgusting eeeeeew :)

    very funny

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