One of my friends thinks I try hard to get attention but I don't understand why?

Question

I'm not a very loud person and I always have to ask people to hang out with me. Nobody ever says, "Hey do you want to hang out or anything?" They also think I'm passive. How can someone be passive but trying to get attention?

Answer 1

Lil grasshopper, this is a very contradictory matter you have brought to light. It is true a passive person is not one to seek attention. Your thinking is quite logical, but i might say...

This is why you are the grasshopper, and I am the master. According to my divine thought processes, i have concluded that your friend is indeed jealous of you (I cannot see why he is jealous about you but that is besides the point). Some things you may try are getting a new friend or live up the name your friend has given you .. the title of "Attention Seeker". Although, i may warn you, one cannot perform these tasks without the proper teachings of the Zen. Even with diligent training 24/7, it would take you 1 million years to reach 1% of my wisdom. Now, grasshopper, live out you destiny.