Online Comedy Monologue help?

Question

Okay, so, I have an audition coming up. I have a few monologue books, but the funny monologues are not okay for my age.

I need a funny (able to make casting directors laugh) monologue that is appropriate for ages 9-12. I want to look at some free ones online, but I don't know where to look. Can anyone give me websites that have free, printable monologues with the qualities listed above? Thanks!

P.S. The audition is in a couple of days! Thanks Again!

Answer 1

Now age 12 is one matter and age 9 is totally a different matter ! At nine a girl is truly  a young kid, where as at twelve she a developing teen.

Your English is good . You are expressing also with reson and clarity. Only thing confusing is , on one side you are saying thath you can't have funny monologues at your age and next para you are precisely asking for something funny!

1) You may take the monologues of  characters of Ismenia and Brigida from the comedy Maid in the Mill by Sri Aurobindo. Vol. 7. - maid in theMill.

2) Monologue from Conversations with the Dead of Dinshah and perizade - Sri Aurobidno - Vol. 3.

3) You may also take parts of She, clairvoyant, - Towards the Future. - the Mother . Vol.12.