Opinions for the perfect mixed drink?

Question

Ok I want to create the perfect mixed drink for myself. And I would like to call this mixed drink "**** him." Does anyone have any suggestions on what I should put in this mixed drink?

Answer 1

Make it a f---ed up version of a normal cocktail, such as a Malibu and Sprite:

1. Bacardi 151

2. citrus vodka

3. dash of soda water

in a highball glass, no ice

or a Rum and Coke:

1. Instead of Capt. Morgan, Stroh rum (60-80pct abv)

2. Instead of a lime, sour mix

3. instead of coke, jack daniel's whisky

in whatever glass.

or a margarita:

1. Tequila

2. no triple sec

3. instead of lemon juice, lemon vodka

4. garnish with tequila worm if the bottle is done.

in a margarita glass.

OTOH, a glass of bitters might be more apropos.