OrLANDO blooM POEM!!!!! YAY ORLANOD!?

Question

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE help me write an Orlando Bloom Poem! It''s for this school thing im doing. AND HES HOT s**y, ROMANTIC, HOT, AND s**y! AND has a s**y accent! i wish i could marry him!!!!!!! HOOTTTTTTTTTTTTNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...

Answer 1

he has an accent?

Answer 2

Unacceptable.

Answer 3

Obsess much?

And if it's for school, shouldn't you write it yourself?  Otherwise, that would be cheating...