Osama supports Arsenal, Obama West Ham. Why don't they let me & my brother-in-law sort out their differences?

Question

I'm a Happy Hammer & my brother-in-law is a miserable Arsenal git but we have a few beers together so they could use us as surrogates to sort out the world's problems!

Answer 1

Obama is the more astute of the two. We'll prove it this season...an Irons double over the Gunners...sweet!

Answer 2

Why not, but does he read Tom Clancy I recall Osama's favourite writer was Clancy. I wonder did he get the idea of the planes from the book red rabbit?

Answer 3

The Mighty Arsenal will throw a few more has-beens your way again this season. Lol, you can do some more excellent business and play them for a few games then pay them £6m to walk away. Ahh, you hammers, always looking after Swedish immigrants. He he.

edit. My dad took me to my first ever Arsenal match at Fortress Highbury on New Years day 1970 or 71. It was against Newcastle and John Radford scored the only goal :)

Answer 4

Shhhhh!! Arsenal are the best

Answer 5

obama is the worst! everyone who agrees with me should go vote him down on this page.. you'll get a free gift card if you do!

Answer 6

There's no helping Osama,,But i.m sure your brother-in-law can get help

Answer 7

Because you would probably get blown up by one of them. It's not safe. Let them deal with it! ;-)

Answer 8

If I could figure out the question, I would be happy to offer an opinion.

Answer 9

If only all the world's difficulties and differences could be sorted out so easily.

I know, get the government's of each opposing nation on to a football pitch then simply toss a ball somewhere in the middle and let them get on with it.  Ninety minutes later, result.

If only. . . .