Ouija Board curse ?????

Question

I knew I shouldn't play with ....I asked this question "When will I get married ?" and it said N-E-V-E-R , then I asked why ? and it replied : M-U-R-D-E-R-W-H-E-N-1-9-

and I asked again "I'm going to get murdered by who "? and it replied : M-E-

and I said "Who are you" and it replied : S-A-T-A-N

Help! I will be too young to die ??????

Answer 1

I have personaly spoken with SATAN on your behalf this morning.

He assures me that this was in fact a case of mistaken identity as the message was meant for a Christina Glubfuttock.

He says this happens quite often these days and blames it all on mobile phones and wireless internet etc.

Anyway he sends his apologies and says next time you need an answer use Yahoo questions and not the ouija board as they are not very accurate.

Hope this helps

Lord Klinklehorn

Answer 2

it's just a lower-form spirit messing with you. when i was about 13 or 14 (i'm 28 now) i had a party and a i had a couple of friends over, and we played with a ouija board. it said a couple of nasty things about a good friend of mine that was working the board with me (that she was going to die of AIDS, horrible things- and they never happened, she's happily married with 3 kids.)

If you're going to play with a ouija board, NEVER do it alone, and it's a good idea to light white candles to keep out dark spirits.

Answer 3

your f-u-c-k-e-d. are you sure the person you were using it with wasn't pushing it. if not sometimes you get those playful spirits that like to mess with you. you'll notice that room is haunted now too.

Answer 4

So what is your question?   Since you were the only one pushing it, you were purposefully spelling those words. So ask yourself why you spelled those words. Most likely, you're just making all this up to yank the chains of the mystically inclined, not that that is hard to do.

Answer 5

isnt the Ouija board made by the same people who made monopoly and all the other games? i doubt it really was satan i think mostley the board is just a board ment to scare people and although people may have had scarry scenarios with the board [myself included] i think its all in our minds ... im sure you will live a happy life just forget about it for now and pray before you go to bed so you dont get nightmares =]

Answer 6

did u play by yourself? if not then it could just have been someone else winding u up, however, I do believe ouija boards can contact evil spirits and that's why they shouldn't be messed with!!

Answer 7

Wow.

I really don't think that was Satan.

:P

Answer 8

If your for real, what ever it was got its kicks out of scaring the holy h**l out of you. Rule of thumb, don't mess with things you don't understand. You never know who or what you may conjure up using a ouja board. Even "proffesional" pyscics say leave those things alone. If you knew you shouldn't play with it, why did you? Its not a toy, its not a game, its d**n dangerous, especially for ppl who don't know what they are doing.

Answer 9

You can do this again just say a protection prayer first, i got the same threat, when you find a new spirit make sure its good and if its not then tell it goodbye and trace it up to bye then take it off and repeat the prayer double speed this time. Always have an odd # of candles lit. And never do it by yourself. If you start to get these messages tell them that god is more powerful then them and to give into his love.

Answer 10

that is rlly scary

did you play alone?

btw most of those ghosts are just trying to scare you

cuz, thats what they do, right?

dont worry, it is very unlikely

remember next time, dont:

1. play alone

2. play in a totally dark room

3. play without professional help

Answer 11

The Ouija board works through our own minds. This was just  you subconscious speaking secret fears you have. It is not a curse and nothing to worry about. If you are brave experiment and you will see that you can control what it says.

WS

Answer 12

You assume "murder when 19" means you will be murdered, but the possibility also exists that you will murder someone else, and spend the rest of your life in prison.  This would not absolutely preclude you from being married, but make it much more difficult.  Either way I would avoid Satan when possible.  That's what I do.  He always is trying to get me to read his wife's screenplay.  I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED, OK?  It's not like you can really be honest with what you think in that kind of situation.

Answer 13

we made fun of elvis when we were young.  well mostly other people but i did too.  and it freaked out on us.  kept writing f.. u.. c.. k.. but really fast going all over.  dude was pissed.  i've been haunted ever sense.  i've never seen a ouiji board lie

Answer 14

You or someone else pushed.  Those things are so fake it's funny lol.

Answer 15

I hope not.I think you'll live a long life.Nobody will trust you on their computer.Not when you make up stories like that.

Answer 16

You might be funnin' with us....

Or....

You might be authentic in your experience.

But I'll share with you two incidents about the Ouija Board:

Incident #1:

Friend in high school said that his family decided to do away with the board, so they decided to burn it in their backyard along with other lawn debris.  He said it refused to burn.

Incident #2:

My older sister was with her best friend, and they were playing with it.  The board suddenly turned on them.  They were asking typical teenager questions about love and such, when the board said that it wanted my sister.  And they both laughed and said that it was impossible.  Then the board said "I can arrange for your funeral".  That freaked out my sister, and sent her and her friend crying.  That was the last time that my family had anything else to do with that board.  Mom threw ours away very soon after that.

Your board directly id'd himself.  The board my sister was using gave some other name like Adrian (or one of the sub-names that is sometimes used for satan).  The Ouija Board is not a toy.  It can be used by evil spirits, directed by satan, to intimidate, coerce, and frighten people into seeing just a glimpse of his power.  He has power if we let him.   That is why it is smart to avoid such things, and instead focus on God with prayer to have protection against such entities.

062008  10:13

Answer 17

Make your will and get a funeral plan...

.... nah, only joking, you should get some friends to play the ouija board with you, heaps more fun and you don't have to spell everything out by yourself.

Answer 18

coughing........bullshit............coug...