Ouija board users: A simple test

Question

Hiya

If any of you are using a Ouija board, i'd just like to put something to the test. If you ARE channeling something paranormal, these questions shouldn't be too hard to answer.

1. What's my name?

2. What's my birthday?

3. How did my dog die?

I'll authenticate the correct answers if they do come out. As stated above, let's see whether you ARE channeling something external, and not just freaking yourself out moving a cup around.

Answer 1

Only if you and your friends play the ouija board can it answer those questions.  That is because the ouija board is just a game that you can buy in most toy stores and department stores, an ordinary piece of wood or plastic or cardboard.  It is meant for two or more players so it will not work very well if you try to use it alone.  It has no supernatural powers.  The people using the ouija board make it work through ideomotor movement.  It plays on your mind and imagination and your susceptibilities and beliefs and fears.  It can be scary because the imagination is a powerful thing, and can make you believe just about anything.  Here are a couple of links that discuss ouija boards and how to use them.  

Answer 2

your name: Jimbob hilibily

Your birthday 13-13-03

your dog was abducted by aliens.

jk i dont have an ouja board ;D

Answer 3

R something

in october

car

Answer 4

it has letters.

sometime in the course of the 365 days it takes for the earth to make a full rotation around the sun

it commited suicide.

nah i dont know. i hate those things. supposedly i'm not allowed to use one because its against my religion. they're dumb. who wants to talk to satan?

sorry about your dog :(

Answer 5

Not that i know much about it but

why would a ghost in MY house know what YOUR name is?

I thought Ouija boards were to talk to the dead, not turn people psychic

Answer 6

1. Your name is Otterly Good Seven (First, middle, and last name)

2. Your birthday is April 3, 2008

3. Your dog died because you ate him as hot dog.

Answer 7

these r some funny answers. i'm not supposed 2 cuz it's against my religion. plus y would some 1 want 2 talk 2 the dead???!!

Answer 8

Your name is Wilma

your birthday is the 35th of Novumber

I ate your dog.