Our dependence on foreign oil is a problem. Shouldn't we convert to Jello pudding powered cars?

Question

They are safe for the environment. Buy Kodak film.

Answer 1

no.

Answer 2

Of course!

You the man, Dr. Huckstable!

Answer 3

Bill, it would really be cheaper if we opted for popcorn powered cars.

Those who can afford deluxe cars, should perhaps be permitted to run their vehicles on buttered popcorn.

Answer 4

The thick brown exhaust plugs up the catalytic converters.

Answer 5

Hey Hey Hey

It might not have the s*x appeal of FAT ALBERT"S cessna airplane engine powered car. But I quite like the old "Jello pudding". It gives me the energy to ride a bicycle.

So it could be used to power a peddle car. (MMM might go for a Jello pudding now.)

P.s. Yep a bowl of Jello pudding and a pound of ugly body fat (that I didn't really want) about a hundred miles worth of bicycle fuel.

Who hasn't got a couple of pounds of ugly body fat  to spare and it gives you an excuse to eat Jello.(as if you needed one.)

Answer 6

Wouldn't all the vegetarians complain we were using to many cow bones for gelatin? Well, I guess we'd have to use vegetable based gelatin then. Then we would be depleting all our natural resources on raising crops for fuel.

Riding your bike isn't the answer either. It takes extra food to run your body when you burn all those extra calories. That food has to be grown somewhere somehow.

See, there's no right answer...

Answer 7

bad idea..every time we hit a bump the car would jiggle...plus the arguements over what flavor of feul to get...and what type of jello feuling stations would there be...at least you wouldnt have a problem finding some one in the vehicle to pump the jello...assuming they dont eat half the feul  lol..and if you get a fill-up of oh say 5 lbs of jello or more..you get a free roll of kodak film....beam me up agfa

Answer 8

No, but we should convert to clean burning ethanol made from corn.

Answer 9

The amount of money we would spend trying to convert would be the same as buying every drop on oil on this planet.

Answer 10

My god. The picture quality on this Kodak Z712 is amazing.

But back on topic. The problem I see with this is there just isn't enough Jello to go around. Lowered Jello supplies would be a massive blow to the already starving Americans. We just can afford to put those precious calories into our cars.

Answer 11

Cars can run on puddin' skins, right?

Answer 12

That's a cool idea...but remember, for such jelly fuel, each time you start up, you've to actually jack off instead of exhaust!!!

Answer 13

Yes, great idea, you build it, I'll buy it.  There will be a day we get off the oil, but it will be consumer or calamity driven.

Answer 14

Doesn't jello come from cows?  Would we take a picture of the cow or what?

Answer 15

I don't know...will the exhaust fumes have calories...will we get fatter????