Our true origin.?

Question

Where do you think we come from? Not bacteria or even God's delightful rib bone and dust figure, it was.... dun da-da duuun, da-da da-da da duuuun..... da-da duuuuun!............Venus. We all come from Venus. Now here me out, our greatest ancestors lived on Venus. It once thrived with life, but eventually, global warming made it impossible to live on. Not all hope was lost, however, as the surviving Venutonians (I'm not sure if that's right) had a plan to shift every survivor to the only other place they knew to be inhabitable - Earth. They took with them all the essentials they would need to live, and set off. Over time, however, their story was forgotten, and here we are in the year 2008, two milleniums later, and the greenhouse effect is rapidly taking over. It's a shame, but it's not too late to make the change. Little things like turning off all electrical devices when you leave a room, make a huge difference. Just think greener.

Answer 1

ok, this is gonna sound crazy as h**l, but here is my crack pot thinking.

everything that exist has water in it, or uses water, butany way, my idea is that your god stuck its hands in a pool of water and all the drips that fall from his or her hands is an individual being, and your god lives there life through each one of those drops, all the drops fall in a different place and fall a different way.

Answer 2

far out.

Could I have some of that stuff too?

Answer 3

I've heard theories that we are the remnants of an intergalactic civil war, and our ancestors were refugees who split to earth to start anew...

Answer 4

Space Aliens.  An abandoned  genetic experiment.

Answer 5

Did you read the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?

It says that there was a wonderful planet with intelligent beings... & morons.  One day the intelligent beings decided to get rid of the morons (mostly telephone sanitizers) by putting them on a space ship designed to crash land on earth,  The morons were told they were going to a conference on the latest technologies in telephone sanitizing.

Once the ship crash landed, it was irrepareable.  The morons were stuck on earth with the primitive hominids who lived here.  The morons needed money, but were too dumb to make any (at that time) so they used leaves as money.  The Earthling hominid peoples were herbivores & died off because the greedy morons, in a quest to become rich, took all the leaves & locked it away.  

So...according to Douglas Adams...we are decended from moronic telephone sanitizers.

:)

Answer 6

I once knew a girl like you....she even called herself Venus...or maybe that was venous...or even venal, I'm not sure...anyway she was stone mad as well.......