Out of the office reply?

Question

I am needing to come up with an "out of the office" reply, got any ideas for something witty and fun? If so, could you share with me?

Answer 1

They are unavailable at the moment...Right?

Answer 2

I just googled and found quite a few funny ones.  These were my favorites:

I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Loretta’ instead of ‘Anthony’.

Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.

Answer 3

1- I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2- You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

3- Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.

4- I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 5/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5- Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6- The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this one is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

7- Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8- Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.

9- I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

10- Hi. I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

11- Hi! I’m busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don’t bother to leave me any messages.

12- I’ve run away to join a different circus.

13- AND, FINALLY, ABSOLUTELY THE BEST: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Loretta’ instead of ‘Anthony’.

Answer 4

Here are some I found:

"I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on -{insert date here}- . Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received."

"Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message."

"The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again." - Just copy and paste an error message and make it your out of office reply!

Have fun!