Out riding my Harley in the Ohio Countryside?

Question

A number of years ago, I was crusing around Ohio. Passed a sort of cutie that gave me a little smile. Slowed down a little and she waved me over. Had a nice talk which lead to, well you know how women are around HD riders, and I couldn't pass it up. Maybe wasn't quite the thing to do because I found out much later she was married and had an ugly little boy. Just found out it was Magz. Now everybody should understand why Magz is so hateful towards Harleys and HD riders. I'm sorry Magz, I'm sorry son........Your V-Twin Riding Daddy!

Answer 1

Now it all makes sense...

Answer 2

Unfortunately we have seen the women attracted to Harley rider. Ugly women ugly kids.

Answer 3

Something tells me you could only dream of that.  We all know the sportbike guys pull the better, younger, hotter tail.  Since your little fantasy takes place in Ohio it may have been real if the cutie was your sister.

Answer 4

That almost brings a tear to my eye. Have a son turn out like that.

Answer 5

I've never riden ANYTHING in Ohio...I guess you can't make a similar claim?

P.S.

Why did you call him MAGZ?

Answer 6

Just a warning to get off the motorcycle and get a little exercise?

Answer 7

I am so glad you cleared this up for us.

Answer 8

this is totally untrue,everybody knows that magz dad could never afford a harley...he's a rail-riding hobo ,that was just passin' through town when mamma came along.

she was so ugly she had to bribe him with a box of k.d.,and so,magz was made