Over n over n over again?

Question

Why isn't the Queen's husband a king? What is the Queen's last name?

Who is Prince Harry's father?

And, of course, in another forum,......

could I be pregnant?

AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHH! Are people really that dumb?

Can't anyone think of anything else to ask?

Answer 1

And the answers are:

1. Because he's Greek, and we all know that the Greeks invented democracy, so they don't have Kings.

2. The Queen's surname is "The Second"

3. Prince Harry's father is Darth Vader. The real twist that has yet to be revealed is that the real reason why Prince William is no longer dating Kate Middleton is that they are brother and sister, separated at birth to protect them both from Lord Vader's evil influence.

4. Yes, you could be pregnant, but only if you have had s*x recently, OR watched any movie with Darth Vader in it. The force is strong with Lord Vader. Prince Harry also has this power, but chooses not to exercise it. This is the real reason why he wan't sent to Iraq - to prevent the controversy that would have been caused by him leaving behind a generation of redheaded Iraqi babies.

5. Yes, people really are that dumb.

6. Other favourites are:

"How common is it for me to be descended from [some long dead European royal]?" - Answer: Based on the question in here, pretty common, actually.

and

"How can I become a king/princess?" - Answer: You can't, because one of your ancestors was Greek. See (1) above.

Answer 2

It's just attention seeking. There's a lot of it around. Ignore.

Answer 3

I know what you mean...I've answered the same questions over and over and over again,so much that I have the responses memorized!

Perhaps the Search function needs to be highlighted on top of each page so that new people can just type in their questions to see if they have been answered;but,that won't stop those morons who just want to post and repost the same stupid questions over and over and over again because they don't get people to agree with them!

Answer 4

YES!!!! SOME ARE REALLY.........

Answer 5

Yes.

Answer 6

whats the best way to commit suicide anyway?

(experienced answerers only please)

Answer 7

How do you nail jelly to the ceiling?

Am I a figment of your imagination?

More importantly:

Am I a figment of my imagination?

Answer 8

because....ummm....hmmmm....mmmmmmm idk