P O L L : how many whales do you have in your front yard?

Question

P O L L : how many whales do you have in your front yard?

Answer 1

None, but I have an antique powder horn made from a whales tooth and an old folding carpenter's ruler made from whale bone. I find that putting out pink flamencos keeps them off my lawn.

Answer 2

I don't know. It sounds like 2, but you know. I don't speak enough whale to tell. You'd think I would have learned from Dory in Finding Nemo, right?

Answer 3

Large ones or small ones?