PCB Chairman Ijaz Butt says he loves yogurt
Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) Chairman, Ijaz Butt, has revealed he loves yogurt. Butt's revelation is most shocking for http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Pakistan-c755 cricket, as concerned parties are busy thinking about the 'bright" future of Pakistani players and no one is thinking about yogurt.
http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Ijaz-Butt-c64128 is no ordinary person and always manages to capture headlines.
Reporters bravely interviewed Ijaz Butt and went deep into the mind of one of the most intellectual individuals in cricket. On being asked about his favourite food, PCB’s top dog quickly replied “yogurt”.
Butt further said “During the spot fixing scandal, I was upset and I was constantly asking myself, why did this happen? Around 3:00am while looking at a lizard on the ceiling, I decided to eat some yogurt. And, yogurt it was. I immediately went to the Anarkali
Bazar (Market) and bought only 26 packets of fresh yogurt. After a few spoons of sweet yogurt, the heavens advised me that I should allow the angels to protect the tainted trio”.
What a wait it was from Mr. Butt, as when Mohammad Amir, Mohammad Asif, and, Salman Butt were being spanked by http://www.senore.com/Cricket/Scotland-c756 Yard, Pakistan’s cricket Tsar was enhancing his thinking skills by eating fresh yogurt.
A few spoonfuls later, Butt instantly came up with a perfect statement for the international media. “The boys did a bad thing”. It was indeed an intellectual comment by a cricketing chief, as it covered every aspect of the incident.
After the success of Butt’s comment, he has become a devoted member of Lahori yogurt and has even started a Facebook fan page with the name “Yogurt gives you wings” and “Yogurt...do the YO”.
Butt revealed that if he had not looked at the lizard in his office then he would not have thought of yogurt. He said that it looks as if nature was speaking to him in the form of a lizard that day. He is captivated by the taste of yogurt and has started
eating the cool curdled milk before every board meeting and no meeting gets underway before a spoon of the fresh dairy product.
He even recommended to his family members and national players, to eat yogurt on a daily basis. So far, Kamran Akmal has followed his advice and eats one packet a day to improve his catching skills.
Akmal is also the only member of Butt’s Facebook fan page and constantly writes quotations and poems about different brands of yogurt.
Overall, Ijaz Butt is one individual, who considers yogurt as his good omen, and involves yogurt in all his activities, especially spot fixing, wicket keeping, and interviews.
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