PINCH! poke? you owe me a...WHAT!!!

Question

I have this frenemy who keeps pinching and poking me and telling me that I owe her a coke and she allergic to coke. Then I go give her one and she swells up into a big balloon. Then she'll get mad at me and I'm like you asked for one. it's not my fault. WHAT CAN I DO?!?!?!?!?!?!

Answer 1

Tell her to say, "Pinch, poke, ya owe me a joke!"  - and then you can tell her a joke and she won't balloon up and you both can have a laugh.

Answer 2

just keep poking her until she doesn't want to be your friend anymore. :]]

Answer 3

find new friends