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Question

Ok if I jump of my roof with an umbrella will I fly away??

Thanks for answerin

Answer 1

You will fly away once you hit the ground , don't do it. Spare your life !

Answer 2

Watch the movie Mary Popins -.0

I wish though.

Answer 3

no you wont.

i don't think u should try it at all. you would probably just brake your whole body.

Answer 4

Havent u seen desperate housewives? The kid jumps off the roof with an umbrella and hurts himself. It can kill (however high the roof is) but you;ll obviously be injured. On stunt shows, this is one where they say: "Don't try this at home kids!!!"

PLS DONT DO IT

Answer 5

Nope, what kind of question is that?!

Answer 6

no

Answer 7

Yeah I tried it and it worked great. Not dude your a loser for even thinking that questiong up. But I'm sure if you do enough acid or PCP you'll think you did.

Answer 8

i like this question

Answer 9

haha

Answer 10

You'll be just like marry poppins

don't do it

Answer 11

Depends on several factors: How much do you weigh? How high is the roof? What is the weather forecast? How big is the umbrella? And lastly, what kind of medical plan do you have?  

Answer 12

yea. agree. your a buttface

Answer 13

only if u believe in magic :I then maybe birds will take u and fly away

Answer 14

No, you'll hit the ground legs first and break them as well as your neck.

Answer 15

Only if you are Mary Poppins. She didn't take any drugs to give her weird ideas. Infact she was fictitious. If you wanna fly learn hang gliding or some equally ridiculous dangerous sport.

But better to keep your feet on the earth. Physically and mentally. Get grounded! Breathe deep. Learn Tai chi or something to bring you down to earth in your thoughts.

Read about Ayurveda. People with a Vata (AIR) constitution are always are ungrounded. They dream about flying. Ayurveda doctors adjust the diet and lifestyle to help. No late nights, drugs etc either.

Answer 16

Is this a joke?

If so, it's pretty silly.Goof.

If you're serious, get help now

I think you'd get seriously injured iif you did that.

You wouldn't fly away, unless there was a tornado, then you'd get caught in it, and fall someplace else.

Answer 17

wth?!you really would get hurt!!!BAD~!

Answer 18

no you wont you will just be in alot of pain

Answer 19

No, you will not fly away because you weigh more than the umbrella and your weight brings it down with you.(If there are storms that are over 100 mph, you have a better chance)

Answer 20

I hope so