PLEASE!!! i need an alcohol genious?

Question

hi,

ive just made a list of everything in the alcohol cabnet in my house and need to know if anyone can make a proper shot or drink out of any of these. i need something that will get me (im a girl) and 1 other girl slammed with the least amount of alcohol possible and without making us chuck. i dont know much about alcohol so bare with me.

heres the list:

-kentucky tavern whiskey (along with 2 other brands)

-vodka

-kalhua

-coconut malibu rum

-sutter home?

-virgin island rum?

-apple rum?

-free spirit light rum?

-Ron Bacardi Superior?

-some sort of sweet & sour mix and tonic water

i have all the coke products + lemonaid and orange juice

please help and thanx

PS sorry about some of the spelling, im in a rush :-]

Answer 1

if you have some RED BULL, mix it with some vodka, & i think it is called "pitbull on crack".

Answer 2

honestly you should invest in a bartender book cause there are hundreds of possibilities.

vodka, Kahlua,milk,coke=Colorado bulldog

whiskey,apple,cranberry juice= Washington apple

virgin island,Malibu, shaken and shoot (shot)

any rum and coke

vodka and any juice,

  there's a few but really there are a lot of choices

Answer 3

Kalhua Vodka and Milk you have white Russians!!! Coconut Rum and Coke is good for tha ladies. as far as shots go you don't have much to work with , you could experiment with the the rums especially the Coconut rum + some Superior rum, some OJ and a splash of sweet and a splash sour. If you had some pineapple juice+ cranberry  you'd be in business.

Ok if you are trying to getting drunk out of your parents liqour cabnet....I don't recomend drinking underage but stick with either the whiskey and coke or Vodka and Oj its the strongest

Answer 4

1 part vodka

1 part kalhua

2 parts cream or milk

serve over ice, it is called a White Russian

Be careful, they can sneak up on you.