PLZ gimme reasons to explain how i got a black eye... im meeting the parents today and it looks bad...?

Question

girl with black eye..

still hurts too >_>

happened last night but was too tired / drunk to remember...

please gimme good excuse... no fights XD

Answer 1

Tell them some bunch of mean girls were troubling an old lady and you got into a fight with them :)

Answer 2

Be honest about how you got your black eye. Parents never like a lair, and believe me people can sense when someone is being dishonest.

Put a raw steak on your eye, for a couple hours before you meet the parents as this will help the swelling go down.

Good Luck and remember honesty is the best policy.    

Answer 3

Say its kind of embarrassing but you were at your friends house, you were in her bathroom on the toilet and you realized there was no toilet paper. So you called for your friend to bring you some and she opened the door too far and the door k**b hit you in the eye. Say that her bathroom is really small and when you sit on the toilet your eye level with the door k**b.

It worked for me when I had a black eye and didn't want to tell the real reason.

Answer 4

Don't even mention it.  Just tell them you are pregnant before they even get to say hi.  They will immediately forget about your eye.

Answer 5

Say you and your friends were fooling around, just having a laugh and you fell and hit your face on the edge of a couch or something.  That's it...  just act embarrased and they won't ask much.