An Israeli doctor said,
'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a
kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said,
'That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out
of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
A Russian doctor said,
'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take
half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks.'
The English doctor, not to
be outdone, said, 'Hah! We can take an ******** out of
Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the
country looking for work within twenty-four hours.'
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