POLL: Do you have an evil household appliance?

Question

POLL: Do you have an evil household appliance?

Answer 1

I know our vacuum really sucks.

Answer 2

I swear,at night or when I am away,they wake up,and clean my home...

Answer 3

My Iron, sometimes I've found it with its cord wrapped around a few guests necks.

Answer 4

I used to have an "evil" oven... We got it as a hand-me-down and the burners worked fine... What I didn't know was the oven would go to the self cleaning cycle/temp whenever you tried to bake...

So, I tried to make a red velvet heart shaped cake for my husband for valentines day.... I mixed the batter and put it in the oven.  I was vacuuming a few rooms over and my neighbor came over because SMOKE was billowing out my back door!  The cake was in the oven 10-15 minutes and was burned.. It looked like a heart shaped charcoal briquette!  

So, whenever I bake a cake even in our NEW oven he always reminds me of that incident!

Answer 5

they must all be evil because I do not want to cook for my family anymore.. either that or I am...

Answer 6

my washing machine,it eats socks+undies!

Answer 7

well I have an invisible cheese grater I am not sure if that qualifies as evil

Answer 8

Um m m m maby, this place is scary I never been here before... hold me.

Answer 9

Yes...

My toaster started burning my toast before it popped the bread up, so...even though she "left me for another piece of bread..."

...I still make her "toast" that d**n bread for me, by God, and simply man-handle her into popping up the bread before it burns...

But I forgive her, that bee otch toaster, who would "burn my toast" if I let her...

Answer 10

No. I just write about them...

Answer 11

My microwave that I need to replace...It is evil and I have to unplug and plug it in..while adding date, time, and my DNA.

Answer 12

What are you doing over here? I am so lost!

My mom has one of those robot vacuums, it's a lil evil. scares the c**p out of the baby I know that much

Answer 13

Our microwave hates me like xenophobes fear change.

Answer 14

Id have to say the oven...

It burns my hands all the time(and yes i wear oven mits)

I kicked it one time...just about broke the door

Answer 15

Lookin' at it right now.

Answer 16

The microwave talks to me.  It told me the oven was talking s­h­i­t about me, so I broke the blender to show the oven that I wasn't messing around.