POLL: If there was such a thing as "Inappropriate Night", what would you contribute to the festivities ?

Question

No thumbs down from me.

Answer 1

all  my   loose  feathers...   ..  pieces  of   bone  road kill  all  around  my  nest here.....

paper clips....recycled  paper....water balloons...my   hand cuffs..

whistle....and...tree  bark!!

*wink*

Answer 2

I'd kneel on a cart and roll around bumping my face into females crotches, blurting out "gee, your hair smells terrific!" or "if you had hair down there, it'd smell terrific."

Snifff, snifff

Answer 3

flatulence.  And lots of it

Answer 4

Oh I should contribute shouldn't I ?

Answer 5

I might invite my parents - and my wife's parents - to sleep in our bed for old times sake.  

Could get interesting since my parents are divorced, have new partners and one of them's g*y....

Then I'd wet the bed - again for old times sake.