POLL: WOULD YOU RATHER?

Question

1. be 3'1 OR 9'1

2.Eat a bar of soap OR drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid

3.Always lose OR never play

4.to have no hair on your head including eyebrows OR no neck

5.have a constantly dripping nose OR uncontrollable farting

6.to have arms that are 12 feet long OR legs that are 12 inches long

7.have a giant wart or your face OR an a nose the size of a basketball

8.f**t every time you blink OR Pee every time you breathe

9.to have acne all over your face for the rest of your life OR reeking garlic breath for the rest of your life

10.spiders all over your face OR fur all over your body

Answer 1

Where the h**l did you come up with this stuff? Hahahaha

Answer 2

3'1 wow thats a hard one. seriously.

eat soap, some are natural maybe they taste good?

never play, that was easy

no hair, you can always put on fake hair

dripping nose, farting ewhh

well since im already short (points to first question), 12 inch legs

wart, you can get that removed

f**t, itd suck to wet your pants every 5 seconds

acne i guess even though my face is perfect right now

well fur.. duh. I hate spiders. for you can shave off

that was hard!

Answer 3

1. be my height which is 5'5

2. ill shove a bar of soap in ur mouth

3. always play

4. how about i keep my neck and hair =D

5. neither one are uncontrollable unless ur a pig

6. arms that are 12 feet long so i can slap u from far away

7. ur face has a wart

8. neither

9. i smell ur breath ew... n it reeks  

10. ill put spiders all over ur face =P

Answer 4

1. 9'1

2. drink

3. never play

4. no neck

5. drippy nose

6. arms 12 feet long

7. basketball nose

8.f**t when you blink

9. garlic breath

10. fur

Answer 5

1. in between

2. neither

3. always play and always win

4. my hair is beautiful and my neck is s**y

5. my f**t smells like peaches & cream and Glo by J-Lo

6. my legss are so big and thick and s**y

7. my nose is perfect

8. my farts are wonderul

9. i have pretty skin and my breath is perfect

10. i don't like spiders but you can buy me a fur coat...

thank you

Answer 6

1. 3'1, at least then there are people around your height

2. the bar of soap, it's smaller than a bottle of dish-washing liquid

3. always lose, at least then you get the chance to play, because either way you're going to lose whether it be not trying or just losing

4. no hair, i could get a wig and get someone specialized to make me false eyebrows or just use some brow corrector or both

5. hmm, the nose probably, cuz then you only need a kleenex at all times whereas the other would smell bad

6.  wow ... the arms I guess, I like my legs  =)

7. giant wart, i could get it removed through surgery then have plastic surgery to repair the damage  =)

8.  uhm, neither, if I was forced to choose then definitely the f**t every time i blink, cuz then i could just carry a bottle of perfume around with me and I don't blink a lot anyway

9. garlic breath, i'd still look good in pics and i could just have perfume with me 24/7

10. got2b the fur, i'm scared shitless of spiders, and could wax/ shave the fur off

Answer 7

I choose the second option for all the questions.

Answer 8

1.3'1

2.drink diswashing liquid

3.never play

4.have no hair

5.dripping nose!

6.12 inches

7.giant wart?

8.ummmm idk i gues f**t everytime you blink

9.garlic

10.spiders

Answer 9

1. be 3'1

2.Eat a bar of soap

3. never play

4.to have no hair on your head including eyebrows

5. dripping nose

6.to have arms that are 12 feet long

7.have a giant wart or your face

8.f**t every time you blink

9.to have acne all over your face for the rest of your life

10.spiders all over your face  

Answer 10

1. 3'1

2. Dishwashing liquid

3. Always lose.

4. No Neck

5. Dripping nose

6. 12 Feet long arms

7. Wart...

8. f**t

9. Garlic Breath

10. Fur.

lol. that was interseting and hard..

Answer 11

hahahaahahahahahahahahahaah

1.3'1

2.depends if i could wash the bar down with soap- maybe i could also get a chocolate flavored one

3.always lose

4.no hair

5.dripping nose

6.im 3'1 so i'd have the 12 inch long legs

7.giant wart - id get it removed or make it into a beautiful mole with a sharpie  hahaa

8.pee when i breath? id have a catheder or a diaper!

9.I can't get proactive? hm.. would mints cover it up? i think acne

10.hmmmm can i kill the spiders? how often do they come? how many? if i have them all the time, forever, i would do the furrrrr and waxxx it babaaaay!!!or laser them whiskassss off!!!

Answer 12

1. 3'1

2. Eat a bar of soap

2. Always loose

4. no hair

5. dripping nose- eww lol

6. legs 12 inches

7. giant wart

8. f**t when i blink

9. reeking garlic breathe

10. fur

wow haha whered you get this!!

Answer 13

1.9'1

2.drink the bottle

3.never play

4.no neck

5.a dripping nose

6.legs

7.an nose

8.pee

9.garlic

10.fur

Answer 14

1.Be 3'1

2. Neither, you would get bubbly sick!

3. Always lose

4. No hair

5. Drippy nose

6. legs that are 12 inches long

7. Big nose

8. f**t with every blink

9. Garlic breath

10. Fur, can it be pink faux fur?

Answer 15

1. 3'1

2. Drink Washing-Up Liquid

3. Always Lose

4. No Neck

5. Uncontrollable Farting

6. To Have Arms 12 Feet Long

7. Nose The Size Of A Basketball

8. f**t Everytime I Blink

9. Acne On My Face

10. Fur All Over My Body

;)Have A Nice Day;)

Answer 16

1. be 9'1

2. drink

3. never play

4. no neck

5. f**t (can blame on others:P)

6. legs

7. nose the size of a basketbakk

8. f**t every time i blink

9. acne

10. fur

Answer 17

As you know I have enough disgusting habits for now, so no thank you for now but will keep them in mind. x

Answer 18

1. 3'1

2. dish washing liquid

3. never play (I HATE to lose)

4. no hair

5. dripping nose

6. 12 inch legs

7. wart

8. f**t

9. garlic breath

10. fur

You must have a real warped sense of humor to have come up with these.  They are all gross!!

Answer 19

So basically you just want me to be miserable for the rest of my life...

Answer 20

1. 9'1

2 soap

3 always lose

4 be bald

5 dripping nose

6 12 inches

7 nose

8 f**t

9 garlic breath

10 FUR  

Answer 21

3'1...wouldn't have to bruise my knees :-0

drink the bottle

always lose....always TRY

tough one...idk

ew...um...drippy nose

12 in leg ;-)

NEITHER..i'd die

what?!?!

:-( these are too tough

fur...spiders are GROSS...so is hair ALL over tho....hmmm...

Answer 22

1.3'1

2. liquid

3.never play

4.no hair

5.dripping nose

6.12 inches

7.wart

8.f**t

9.achne

10.fur

Answer 23

1. 9'1. Noseybonk will smush your ***.

2 9'1. Noseybonk will smush your ***.

3 9'1. Noseybonk will smush your ***.

4 9'1. Noseybonk will smush your ***.

5 Boobies

6 9'1. Noseybonk will smush your ***.

7 9'1. Noseybonk will smush your ***.

8 9'1. Noseybonk will smush your ***.

9 Fajita-dogs are my cocaine

10 9'1. Noseybonk will smush your ***.

Answer 24

1. 9'1

2. bar of soap

3. always lose

4. no neck

5. nose

6. arms

7. nose

8. f**t

9. garlic

10. fur

Answer 25

1. be 3'1, probably would be easier to cope

2. eat a bar of soap, there's less volume there

3. Always lose, at least I played and tried.

4. To have no hair, it's not all that it's cracked up to be.

5. A constantly dripping nose, at least it may be somewhat socially acceptable.

6. 12" long legs, 12' arms would a bit more difficult to deal with.

7. giant wart, make up takes care of everything, well almost.

8. f**t every time I blink, I couldn't afford all the Depends diapers.

9. garlic breath, I could try to cover it with breath fresheners, emphasis on try.

10. fur all over my body, hey I'm almost there. Why do you think my nickname is Bear.

This was a unique poll, kudos.

Answer 26

3'1.

Drink a bottle of dishwashing soap.

Never play.

No neck.

Dripping nose. You can control it with a tissue =)

Arms

On my face.

f**t every time I blink.

Reeking garlic breathe. I can use gum =)

Fur.

Answer 27

1. 3'1

2. drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid

3. never play

4. no hair

5. uncontrollable farting

6. arms that are 12 feet long

7. umm..... giant wart

8. f**t everytime i blink

9. garlic breath

10. fur all over my body

Answer 28

1: 9'1 (I'm already tall it would be better to get paid for it.)

2: the bar of soap........the liquid would get into my blood system faster...at least I could throw up the bar.

3: Always lose

4:no hair....coneheads

5: the farting...my nose contantly drips now

6:arms.....baboons are cool

7:a big nose would probably get the same looks as a big wart so I guess it doesn't matter...either could be removed with surgery!

8: pee.......theres always depends!

9 garlic....love the stuff

10: both are rather discusting....i go with fur...spiders would leave marks!

Answer 29

9'1

soap

always lose

no hair

drippy nose

1ft long legs

wart

f**t

garlic breathe

spiders!