POLL: What line do you use when breaking up with someone?

Question

I usually say "Its not you...Its me"..OR "I'm just not ready for a relationship".

Answer 1

I cant do dis no mor. u gotta dip. Deuce's baby!

Answer 2

who are you? or do i know you?

Answer 3

"*look under the table* *look around the floor* d**n, i think i lost my feelings for you!!"

=]

Answer 4

I just tell them that I don't think the relationship is going anywhere.

Answer 5

GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE, YOU FILTHY s***k!

Answer 6

"I'm Not Your Girlfriend!".

A Line from the CN show Chowder.

:)

Answer 7

"I've just called the Feds. You've got about a minute's head-start."

"I'm tired of the villagers coming here with burning torches and yelling for you."

"This apartment's too big for two pyromaniacs."

"--And take your mother with you!"

Answer 8

i say "i cant do this right now."

Answer 9

i don't wanna be with you anymore. its true, its not to detailed and if they don't get the point after that, they never will.

Answer 10

Lets just be friends. Its better that way...

Answer 11

"I believe it's time for me to fly"

Answer 12

This isn't working, so we would be better off apart.

Answer 13

I just say ''Im not ready to be in a relationship at this time''

Answer 14

Sorry. I just can't do this anymore.

Answer 15

This isn't working out.  Can we just be friends?

hmm....didn't work out too well though.  She got mad and we never actually reverted back to being friends.  

Answer 16

ive never dumped anyone, im the one that usually gets dumped

Answer 17

"I'm sorry but it just isn't working out."

Usually the girl in question already knows this and can't deny it. I don't generally break up with anyone unless it's fairly hopeless.

Answer 18

something like "my life is complicated right now"

or

"I really like you, but i just want to be friends"

something like that :)

Answer 19

Can we just be friends?

Answer 20

"hey me plus u = over ight? ight"

Answer 21

See ya.

Answer 22

I say "We're finished."

Answer 23

It's not me....it's YOU!

Answer 24

"Hey, I'm gonna go buy some beer, Babe, be back later..."

Answer 25

if you're g*y, you're g*y

Answer 26

the truth. when i broke up with my ex i said that when i agreed to go out with him i was on the rebound, an now that i have gotten over him, i realize i never loved u in any other way besides a friend. he replyed "does this mean were not goign to have s*x" an i replyed "u say it like u want me to make u a sandwhich!" and he said "sorry" so i asked for a break, an then i told him i wanted to break up with him cause i didnt wana be in a loveless relationship. an he called me a liar an told me he was gonna hurt me ect. big fight. last thing i said to him was "kiss my az!!!!" ♥ yup

Answer 27

it's not u it's me lol

Answer 28

d**n people so many excuses, the thing you've gotta understand is that breaking up with someone is gonna hurt the same wether or not you give what you think is a bad or good excuse in the end all it is is an excuse the best you could tell em is look i don't wanna be with you it's over, why lie and say i don't want a relationship and two days later they see you with someone else that hurt's a lot more like i said be straight up with them they will get over it and a lot easier when your just honest and you'll feel better as well  

Answer 29

Honey I can't see you any more. There's someone else. Don't ask. I won't tell you his name.

Answer 30

last time i said that i didnt want to have a commitment over the summer

haha

i felt really bad

but we are back together now that school has started again

kinda stupid but it works for both of us