POLL: Why does my breath sometimes smell like?

Question

p**p, even though I don't eat p**p?

I really don't eat it, so what gives?

Thank God for gum.

Answer 1

You have to brush your teeth after you toss salad. Maybe before and after. Just might help.

Answer 2

It's because you're constipated or maybe you have Halitosis. I'm not trying to be funny, this is probably why.  

Answer 3

Because, dear, you haven't brushed your teeth since the last ice age.

Answer 4

maybe you need to floss

Answer 5

Have you seen the size of your behind, it was bound to take over other parts of your body!

Answer 6

l**k your hand and smell it