POLL: Would you be happy or sad if your significant other suddenly told you he or she had a 12 year old son?

Question

Say they've known about the kid all along, but just never bothered to tell you....but they did say you would get to name the son anything that you wanted to.

Answer 1

i'd be happy, cuz he could entertain my 10 year old and then i'd have more people to beat at Guitar Hero

Answer 2

i wud still love her, but wunder how she had a kid when she was nine!! ♥  

Answer 3

Please say this is just your bizarre imagination. Otherwise it sounds like such a breach of trust that you get to kick them sooo hard in the private regions that they can never sire children again...

Answer 4

I wouldn't be either. I wouldn't be upset nor would I be happy about it. However, I would accept it.

Answer 5

It might trip me out a bit.....we've been together for 11 yrs and she had a hysterectomy long before I met her.

But, I'd welcome junior in....

Answer 6

um...

a 12 year old son that they hadn't told me about? i would NOT be happy, nor would i be sad...i'd be furious

Answer 7

You mean the kid is just hitting puberty and I get to change his name and s***w him up even more? Sweet!

I would call him Squishy. And he would be my new Squishy. And Squishy and I would go to the zoo and laugh at the monkeys.

Answer 8

I think I might be pissed because that's kind of something people usually remember.

I would be excited to name the babby, so I'd go with something jazzy like Squirrel Britches Von Humperdink.  It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

Answer 9

Yeah, I'm with Celeste...the thrill of naming a kid who's already 12 years old and watching them deal with it is too hard to pass up...

"Come on, Raisin Balls...time to get up for school..."

Answer 10

that would mean that she was 3 when she had the kid.

wait.

i dont have a significant other...

and i forgot to mention.

id name it jello.

cuz theres always room for jello.

Answer 11

Guido would mind that less than finding out that his significant other was a 12 year old boy.

*cries*

Answer 12

That would explain why the "paper boy" is always hanging around and screaming at me "You're not my real dad!"

Answer 13

Oh the naming part would make it all good

Answer 14

I would call him Orion , keep him and throw out my husband before he comes up with more hidden people.

Answer 15

This would be a perfect time to tell them I gave them herpes 12 years ago....

Answer 16

nah one more slave for my farm!

Answer 17

i would say "jeez.. did you have the child when you were 12?"

Answer 18

Do you mean like he had the kid stashed in our basement or something like that?  Either way, I would be okay with it.  He can cut the grass and I would name him Chore Boy.

Answer 19

I would be shocked and disappointed he hadn't told me earlier and wonder what else he hadn't told me.

I would be reconsidering the relationship especially if he's telling me i can change the child's name who is 12!!  What kind of father is that?

And is this child with his Mom whom the father has also been seeing?

Answer 20

i would care for him as i would my own

Answer 21

Unless It could crawl inside of me so I could give birth to It, I would be sad. I love the name It. And I hate it when people forget to tell you important information. You should have told your significant other, oh, we aren't really married because I'm married to a lady. And she has a better p***s than you.

I'm sickened.