haha i thought this would be funny:
A girl & a boy are in religion class & the girl falls asleep.After the girl falls asleep the teacher starts asking questions."Who created earth?"the teacher asked the girl, the boy pokes the girl with a needle & she screams" God Almighty!!!" and falls back to sleep. The teacher responds, very good, correct! The teacher then asks"Who died on the cross for us?" the boy pokes the girl with his needle again and she screamed " Jesus Christ!!! The teacher says, excellent answer! The teacher then asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their forty-seventh child?" The boy pokes his needle, once again,and she screams" If u stick that d**n thing in me one more time I AM gonna’ BREAK it in half!!!!!! The teacher then......fainted.....
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