POLL***Take the month of your birthday....?

Question

Jan- I pooped, but it went back in

Feb- I smelled your underwear

Mar- I farted in my grandmas face

Apr- I ate the yellow snow

May- I ran out of toilet paper in mid squirt

Jun- I fought your dog

Jul- I like bacon fat

Aug- My butt smells like cabbage

Sep- I have 3 nipples

Oct- I fantasize about Bettlejuice

Nov- I kept your used snotrag

Dec- I cried over my noodles

now take the last number of your birthday:

0- and now and again it still hurts

1- because i'm going on vacation

2- because I like the way it feels between my cheeks

3- so it wont smell like a**s in my sandwich

4- because it was around noon last saturday

5- because I love raw hamburger meat

6- so I wont cry over it anymore

7- because I havent brushed my hair in weeks

8- because Harry Potter talk to me in my sleep

9- So I can shave my mustache at night

and pick your favorite color:

Green- Cause thats the way , uh huh, uh huh, I like it

Blue- Cause when you roll in my town, someone bout to get rolled up

Purple- when I kissed a girl and I liked it

Red- so I can buy your old stinky underwear

Black- because I feel nothing for the grasshoppers in my dreams anymore.

WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?

I have 3 nipples so I can shave at night because I feel nothing for grasshoppers in my dreams anymore.

Answer 1

I cried over my noodles because Harry Potter talked to me in my sleep when I kissed a girl and I liked it.

Hmm....

Answer 2

I ran out of toilet paper in mid squirt because I'm going on a vacation cause when you roll in my town, someone bout to get rolled up. Sorry but that's not true :)

Answer 3

I farted in my grandma's face so it won't taste like a**s in my sandwich because i feel nothing for grasshoppers in my dreams anymore. lol.... ^__^

Answer 4

I smelled your underwear

because I like the way it feels between my cheeks

Cause thats the way , uh huh, uh huh, I like it

lol

Answer 5

I like bacon fat so it wont smell like a**s in my sandwich because I feel nothing for the grasshoppers in my dreams anymore

how crazy was that???

Answer 6

Hilariously immature--love it. I have 3 nipples, so I won't cry over it anymore cause when you roll in my town, someone bout to get rolled up! =P

Answer 7

my butt smells like cabbage so i wont cry over it anymore so can i buy your old stinky underwear lol

Answer 8

I am the man because everybody says so and I don't like answering silly questions but am going to anyways because. . .cha ching!  I just got 2 points.

Answer 9

Guess what?!

Keep guessing...

I ate yellow snow so I won't cry over it anymore when I kissed a girl and liked it!