POST TURTLE JOKE!! lol! Don't read obama lovers!!?

Question

Ok here it goes:

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a post turtle'. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb *** put him up there.'

LOL!!!! I personally think McCain should win.. but u don't think so you shouldn't have read it!

Answer 1

personallly i think this joke is so effin funny mostly bc obama is so underqualified and everything like this joke suggests so since i agree thats why i think its so funny. lol

but yeahhhh.

GO MCCAIN!!!

:D

Answer 2

o.k heres my opinion i think all you guys who r hating on obama because he's black really need to get a life, and that u r worried he would be able to do the the stuff all these other presidents werent able to. no disrespect but you really need to chill on the obama jokes they are very childish and everyone needs to know that god put all of us on this world for a reason so whatever race color u are we r still apart of this world and evey race, color, ethnic group, or whatever r here to stay.!!!!!!!!!thats how i feel.

Answer 3

The Joke wasn't even funny!!!!

But all I have to say is

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Answer 4

I thought that W. Bush was a post turtle! The oil companies posted him there and now he doesn't know how to get down (neither do the gas prices).

Off shore drilling insults me as a surfer.  It's exactly what the McCain Camp knows you want to hear. Top economists said it' a joke- a drop in the bucket.

Just keep lying to yourselves while you fill up your SUV instead of your babies bottle. Obama has real plans to get us OFF OIL- and OFF THE POST that W. Bush got us stuck on.

Answer 5

If Obama is the tortoise, who is the hare?

Answer 6

hahahaha nice! its so true! hahahaha! thanks for sharing that one!

Answer 7

How could you.