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For Males:
Type One: Like the comic book store owner on The Simpsons, except with one of Beavis or Buttheads t-shirts.
Type Two: Like Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, but sans the chain saw. Walkman optional.
For Females:
Type One: Like the girl from the goth kids group on South Park, except with a Starbuck's apron on.
Type Two: Like Mary-Kate Olsen, except covered in cat hair.
I'm kidding! Pagans come in just about every flavor, color, physical type, and style of dress you could possibly imagine.
And some of us just happen to be fabulous.
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