Paris Hilton?

Question

Will this buxom beauty spend time in the slammer?

Answer 1

I highly doubt it...I'm sure she's got connections.

Answer 2

Who knows...with Prince Harry going to Iraq, anything goes these days

Answer 3

She deliberately broke the law so she deserves to face the consequences. Not so sure about the buxom beauty part, personally I would kick her out of bed and find someone nice. She comes across as a brainless S****y toothpick. She may have money now but it wont last as she lacks business savvy. Sorry but she is a train wreck waiting to happen and we will read about her tragic demise in the not too distant future.

Answer 4

No, her lawyer will probably appeal or go for insanity or mental retardation defense. Or something.

Answer 5

Buxom? what planet are you living on?

Answer 6

What's parapsychological about Paris Hilton?

She's not very buxom either, and as far as beauty goes, she kind of has a funny squished face that's not going to age very well.

Whether she sees prison time or not, I couldn't care.

Answer 7

Beauty? what planet are you living on?

Answer 8

Her lawyer or something will proberly bail her out with all that money she has. I don't mind her but I do think she should be jailed just because shes "famous" dosen't mean she shouldn't be punished.

Answer 9

if there's money,she definitely will

Answer 10

Babes behind bars, 2007.

Answer 11

I personally find her repugnant.  I hope she gets locked up with a 400 lb L*****n who likes skinny white chicks.

Answer 12

She will. They all do. It's either drugs or prison for celebrities like her. They can't help it. It comes from being gorged on fame. Disgusting.

Celebrities. So full of themselves. Despicable.

Her very presence offends me. When I hear her name, I think to myself, "Oh great, it's THAT stupid celebrity again. Why couldn't she just become obsolete and be forgotten by everyone already? And that name. 'Paris' is a very preppy name. Repulsive. And 'Hilton' oozes with 'look at me, I'm so pretty, everyone look at me and waste your lives.' How s****.. And, also, don't name people after cities, especially cities like Paris. Paris is too French to be American, you see."

But the point is, soon all the fans of pop culture shall abandon her, and she shall be lost to the endless void of old celebrities. Hahaha. Muahahahaha! It is a good thought. Celebrities are so overrated.

(Oh, and I really really like chocolate by the way. So if anyone has any chocolate they want to give me they should not hesitate to do so.)

Answer 13

probably not, money talks

Answer 14

Let's hope so.

Answer 15

I really hope so

Answer 16

Would she even realize it if she did?

Answer 17

I think she definitely should.  Celebrities should not receive special treatment when they do wrong.  She claims not to have known that her DL was suspended...how do you not know about your own DL?  They carry it in their purses too, right?

Answer 18

What buxom beauty is going to the slammer?

Is she going to the same one that Paris H is going to occupy?

OK everyone, chant with me:

"shank the s***k", "shank the s***k", "shank the s***k", "shank the s***k", "shank the s***k"

-or at least fix that hideous nose-

Answer 19

Once she is detoxed (45 days in prison no tether or work release)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070504/ap_e...

she should (voluntarily) go to a treatment program like the one at Sierra Tucson and then to Advanced Recovery Center....then she would be free from drugs.

http://www.sierratucson.com/

http://www.arc-hope.com/

It is a serious problem.  It is difficult for most people to quit.  No one can be forced into quitting.  Luckily she has not killed anyone.

Answer 20

Yup. 45 Days. Sorry, guys, but she's gonna be somebody's b***ch for 45 days. Fame and fortune don't protect you from justice.

Answer 21

i sure hope so-she is a spoiled brat

Answer 22

Beauty - hardly.

And if she does, does it matter?

Answer 23

she's a plastic bimbo - I for one hope she NO special treatment! She's an idiot.

Answer 24

she has already been sentenced to 45 days in jail and "with all her rage she's still just a rat in a cage>'

Answer 25

Never.

Answer 26

I HOPE SHE GETS THE DIRTIEST, GRUNGIEST, MOST BULL-DYKED SLAMMER OUT THERE!  I HOPE SHE GETS PUMMELED BY RAGING WOMEN WITH FIERCE AGGRAVATION TOWARDS HER!  I HOPE SHE GETS TO REALLY LIVE THE "SIMPLE LIFE"!!!  BRUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Answer 27

oh yeah why could she hire a driver!??

Answer 28

its so sad, seriously

Answer 29

yes, but here's to public execution!!!

Answer 30

Stupid, baby-brained, spoilt brat! What a waste of carbon! Her pointless, insignificant life is an affront to all human beings!

I can't wait for her INEVITABLE invisibility.