Parliamo Glasgow? Dae ye know any Glasgow songs? Like the wan's ye sung as a wean?

Question

I'm a skyscraper wean in a live oan the 19th flair

Bit am no gonnae go oot tae play ony mair

Cause since we moved tae Castlemilk I'm wastin away

Cause am getting wan less meal every day.

Chorus

Oh ye cannae fling pieces oot a twinty storey flat

Seven hunner hungry weans will testify tae that

If it's butther, cheese ur jeely, if the breid be plain ur pan

The chances o it hitting earth ur ninety-nine tae wan.

Oan the first day ma maw flung oot a daud o hovis broon

It came skytin oot the windae and went up insteid o doon

Noo every twinty seven hoors it comes back intae sight

Cause ma piece went intae orbit and became a satellite

Oan the 2nd day ma maw flung me a piece oot wance again

It went an hurt the pilot oan a fast low flyin plane

He scrapped it aff his goggles shoutin through the intercom

The Clydeside reds hiv goat me wi a bried in jeely bomb

Oan the 3rd day ma maw thought she wid try another throw

The Salvation Army band wis staunin doon below

Answer 1

I'd forgotten about the jeely piece song - thanks for the reminder!

How about "Ye cannae shove yer grannie oaf the bus!"

Answer 2

Lol!  We learned that at school along with The Red Yoyo Song.

Wee Ann took her yoyo

To school she did go though

She shouldnae have ta'en in at a'

It fell fae her haun and it rolled on the grun

And it went through a hole in the wa'

Have ye seen a red yoyo, red yoyo, red yoyo

Have ye seen a red yoyo wi' a wee yella' string?

Answer 3

only the scots n irish will understand what you are saying in print ☺