Passionate teaching techniques?

Question

A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission.

He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”

In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”

Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.

And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”

Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.

He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”

Answer 1

hahahaha!!!!

Very Very Very funny!!!!!

I would have kick his a*s three blocks away 2!!!

Thanks for the laugh of the day!!!

Have A STAR!!!!!

Answer 2

Cute

Answer 3

Nice joke

Answer 4

gr8

Answer 5

That is SO What My Daddy Would Do.

xoxo

Cy.anne

Answer 6

lol:-

On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today?"

The little boy shrugged his shoulders and said, "Nothing".

Hoping to draw his son into conversation, the father persisted and said, "Well, did you learn about any numbers, study certain letters, or maybe a particular color?"

The perplexed child looked at his father and said, "Daddy, didn't you go to school when you were a little boy?"

Answer 7

Lol

Answer 8

hahahaha...although multiplication is a whole 'nother way of doing it...

Answer 9

Sounds like my father.

Answer 10

Fitting response

Answer 11

its ok...