Pat Tate, Craig Rolfe and Tony Tucker?

Question

They've been dead god knows how many years and I STILL hear two-bit nobodies saying things like "Yeah, I used to know him" or "my mate used to sh@g him" or "my cousin's best mate saw him down the chippy once".

Why is it that these @rseholes continue to come out of the woodwork with all sorts of tenuous links, yet no-one could give a flying **** about them when they were alive?

For the benefit of people who don't know who they are - they were drug dealers from Essex who were all shot dead in their Range Rover. Big news a few years back.

Answer 1

i love a HAPPY ENDING

Answer 2

good its nice to know our streets are clean

Answer 3

modern day folk stories!

Answer 4

Its the same with the Kray twins. Everyone over the age of 50 say they knew them in London.