Pay me a complement

Question

A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband,"I look

horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."

He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."

Answer 1

Gadzooks,



We have here the greatest tool for activism that this planet has ever seen and people are posting stuff like this?

RED ALERT!  AMERICA is in Deep Doo-Doo!

Answer 2

LOL . .. I agree with the answer above me.

Answer 3

Hahahahahaha!

My husband would die if he told me that, but it sure as h**l is funny hearing it told to someone else!

Answer 4

bwwwaaa ha ha

Answer 5

Hahahaha, nice one. I'm going to remember that one.