Peeing Without holding your thingy

Question

Look, I haven't peed in a toliet for a while, so do you know if your are supposed to hold your thingy to aim? Ever since I was five I have peed outside. But now my wife won't let me. So i never had to aim. Can you help please. I really have to pee.

Answer 1

Yeah, I think you are supposed to.

Go pee dude!!!!

Answer 2

p**s all over that s.o.b. she will love it!!

Answer 3

You don't get out much, do you?

Answer 4

you'll have to hold it, maybe your wife will loan you her tweezers.

Answer 5

IT'LL SPRAY EVERYWHERE LIKE THAT HORRIBLE MOVIE DADDY DAY CARE!!!!

Answer 6

yes  you should hold it while peeing

Answer 7

Better go back outside then.And stop asking stupid questions.

No.you are not supposed to aim just let is splash against the walls the floor.

How is life in the outback anyway?

Planets.

Answer 8

you've never pee'd in a toilet? 0_o

well yeah, hold it so it doesn't splash every where.

Answer 9

?

Answer 10

have you'er wife hold it

Answer 11

If your wife is that adamant about it then I would suggest you sit down and pee, that way there will be no complaints of missing the bowl and hearing about it, and you still don't have to hold it... ta da

Answer 12

I am not a guy,but i am positive that you should.

Answer 13

Let me see if I have this right.  You're MARRIED and you still call your p***s your "THINGY"? HAHAHAHAOHOHOHOHOHEHEHEHE

OH MY GOD!  HOW FUNNY!!! YOUR 'THINGY'!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

What do you call her v****a?  Her TWINKY? HAHAHAHAHAOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAH

THINGY!! OH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING! HAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHO