Penfold is driving the van on the M11 will someone wake him up!?

Question

Please.................hopefully he is heading East bound from London direction in a white Ford transit.

Answer 1

Too Late! Too Late!! Too Late!!!

H e has crossed a point of no return!!!

Take heart!!!

The truth takes birth from the ashes!

Answer 2

You should make sure he mentioned you in his will.

Answer 3

Dangermouse to the rescue,

as long as Baron Greenback doesn't get there first

Crickey Chief!!!

Answer 4

Call him on his cell when he hears the phone or feels the vibration; he;ll wake up long enough 'to turn back home and get some sleep; so he doesn;t get hurt,in his van.next time you better drive moley.

Answer 5

Wha? If he was coming down Cliffs Rd. maybe but I don't think so. The first available flight would be tomorrow and add 10 hours for the flight and train connections, car rental, finding a megaphone, grappling hooks and duct tape. I'm afraid he'd be dead by then, poor Penfold, if only I could have done more.

Answer 6

Holy shiit I ordered a missile attack on this route but we're after a squirrel.