People called ELRIC always have goaty beards?????????????????

Question

every elric ive ever seen has a goaty styled beard why is this?????????????????????????

Answer 1

First you av a go at my flying ant squad now you are making fun of my brother Elric, zis is a disgrace.

Answer 2

Ive seen a goat with an Elricy style beard, not all goats have the same style as there is one in our village who has a handlebar moustache and not a beard..

Answer 3

Obviously it's to confuse the goats....and you apparently...it must be a communist plot..maybe they're in league with the flying ants!:O